OMG man, we are worlds away, but it sounds like we have something similar. I'm not quite on my death bed, but this is the first time I have ever had a flu that included both GI probs AND congestion at the same time. Just like you man- just got over 'the runs'. But ears, sinuses, throat still a clusterfuck of pain. Hang in there. I'm trying to take it easy (or as easy as I can take it at work), pound clear liquids (especially with diarrhea- it can literally kill you by dehydration), and keep the fever down w/tylenol. Hope you are doing the same. Put down a bowl of chicken soup as soon as you can keep it down. Get well.