Drug test in a few days...

[JW8]

Just want to give you guys the update. I substituted successfully at a pre-employment drug screening. Here was my experience:

So at first, I was going to do dilution, but after serious consideration, decided that substitution was the surest way to pass this test. So after testing my substitution method, and finding a donor, I went to the office for a 930am visit. During my test, I figured that putting the bottle in my buttock was the best way to go about it, since during the time of my testing, I was able to maintain a 97-98 degree temperature of the urine for a significant amount of time. So I decided to drive to the office with keeping the bottle in my buttock to keep it warm, but having a thermostat of warm water in the car just in case (thank god I did that, this was my saving grace). This was a mistake, and I'll explain. As I get to the parking lot of the office, I take a temp of the pee and it was too low! Around 91 degrees! So I had to rush to a gas station, and feel my thermostat up with warm water, test the temp, and put the bottle in the thermo for 5 minutes to get it back up. I was able to get it back to 98 degrees, so I felt confident that my body heat would keep around that temp. So I go into the office, and wait in the waiting room for about 30 min. The nurse called me in, and took my vitals (this was a physical exam too). She thought my irregular heartbeat was particular, which I attributed to having a lot of coffee that morning. But in actuality, I was nervous as hell. So she led me down a hall to go take my drug screen. She gave me the bottle, and led me to a bathroom, where I was able to shut the door (YIPPEE!). I grab the bottle from my buttocks, and poured the pee in the cup. I had a 2.5 oz bottle, and that was more than enough. Poured the urine in, and put the bottle in my sock, and I was done. Gave the urine to the nurse, and she looked at the temp. This was the scary part. It barely made it at 91 degrees! I was really relieved, but realize that my error in the morning could of cost me. Luckily it didn't. So had to go into the room for my physical. Luckily, I was given time to myself in the exam room, which I was able to transfer the bottle to my pants pocket. Had to take off my pants for the exam, so it was perfect for me to just store the bottle there. The doc too was little concerned with my irregular heartbeat, but again, attributed to having coffee, and said I have a phobia of going to the doctors, but knew I had to do this. So went through the physical. After I was done with that, I was sent on my way. So after a couple days of speculating, got a call from HR, to tell me everything is good! I start on Monday!

If I were do it over again, I would definitely leave the bottle in the thermostat, and go in with the pee around 102 degrees. And I would probably smoke a bowl (LOL) to calm my nerves, or take a couple shots, just so there's no red flags. I'm not saying you do that, but just something to think about to go in to calm your nerves if you're doing a physical too with your drug screen.

So another battle won against the powers to be that want to prevent us from enjoying our freedom to burn. Its such BS that folks can do such hard drugs, and all they have to do is lay off it for a few days to piss clean, and the least harmful and addictive drug is the one that comes up the most. But anyways, it is what it is, and I did what I had to do. I would like to thank this forum for all the info. And I would especially like to thank Burnt Toast for the wealth of info that he provided to me, which proved to be the deciding factor in what I was going to do. As you see in the first post, I was going to go with dilution. But with Toast's info, it gave me the direction I needed to go. So I tested my dilution method, and was able to find a test that test everything (all drugs w/gravity, creatine, PH Levels, temp, etc) that he said I should try. With that test, it showed that my urine, even though it came up clean with all the drugs, the S/G test came back not good. So I knew it was substitution I had to go with. So I followed the Sub primer on the sticky, and practiced, practiced, practiced. Even with that practice, I almost came up short, but was still good enough to get the pass. So if you're reading this, learn from my mistakes. So again, I'm forever in depth to this forum for getting me this job. I didn't burn for the week leading up to the test. But right after, went to my local dispensary, got some great chron, and burned all day. Toast, you're the man, and thank you again for your help and guidance.

[Burnt Toast]

Glad to be of help. And congrads to you on a successful sub and welcome to the Sub Club. :clap:


Best of luck with the new job. :smokin: