Well, I was hitting my bong in my bathroom once and I thought that it was cached so I emptied it out into the toilet. I looked into the toilet and realized that there was still some green left in there, about 3 or 4 more hits.

Also I was trying to hit my bong and I would inhale, but the lighter would just blow out without lighting the weed. I tried it for about 30 seconds or so... when I look down and realize that my finger isn't on the carb. I laughed for about 5 minutes.

The next one isn't really an act of stonerism but more of a funny/gross thing that happened when a friend of mine was stoned off his ass. Apparently he had emptied his bubbler into a coke bottle. He had used the same water for months or so before he emptied it out. Him and I were toking out of my pipe at his house, and he took a huge hit. Coughing, he lunged for the "Coke" and took a huge swig of it before he realized what it was. He threw up.