Funny act of Stonerism....

[Cheery Cherry]

dont you hate it when your high as a kite and you whip out our cock and start masturbating only to realize that your friends are still sitting around you. happens all the time!! its so damn annoying!! and embarassing too!

Dayum...I've never seen that...I must be hanging with the wrong crowd.

[Maui Wowie]

When my friend was a noob he burned his eyebrow with the lighter so we convinced him to even out the pain by burning the other one.

Makes sense.

[justinsane]

i was smokin a bowl... i took a hit.. breathed out, and rummaged through my room for like 10 minutes trying to find my bag to pack another bowl... well i find it, but now where the hell is my lighter!?! well i sneak upstairs to get a lighter... when i return from this mission, get there, and my lighter is on my chair... DOH! so i start to pack another one.. only to find that i only took 1 hit off the previous.. and it was still full and green......

i had a good laugh to my self about that one

[Up In Smoke 420]

Daaaaaamn dude you were stoned off your ass.

[Kid Dynamite]

haha i was once riding down a hill stoned off my face, and this old womn on the other side of the street was staring at me, like properly glaring and scowling, so i stared right back and held her gaze, and then i rode straight into a lamp post.


brutal.

[Reefer Rogue]

That's no coincidence, the old lady was controlling your mind.

[Hempamasta]

Well, I was hitting my bong in my bathroom once and I thought that it was cached so I emptied it out into the toilet. I looked into the toilet and realized that there was still some green left in there, about 3 or 4 more hits.

Also I was trying to hit my bong and I would inhale, but the lighter would just blow out without lighting the weed. I tried it for about 30 seconds or so... when I look down and realize that my finger isn't on the carb. I laughed for about 5 minutes.

The next one isn't really an act of stonerism but more of a funny/gross thing that happened when a friend of mine was stoned off his ass. Apparently he had emptied his bubbler into a coke bottle. He had used the same water for months or so before he emptied it out. Him and I were toking out of my pipe at his house, and he took a huge hit. Coughing, he lunged for the "Coke" and took a huge swig of it before he realized what it was. He threw up.

[Dick Justice]

Once I held out a flame for my friend to spray butane on, to make a nice big fireball thing. This was in the middle of the day, downtown, mind you. I stood in the wrong spot and got sprayed with fire. My right arm lost all its hair and it didnt grow back for some time. Also, lots of people around us probably had a good gawk at the burning kid jumping around in circles, laughing in pain.

[Goodman3eb]

This happened last night-- I was pretty stoned, and had just packed another bowl. Anyway, I tried to light the bowl, and only then realized I had grabbed my water bottle and not the lighter, and ended up completely soaking the bud... and the piece, and me.
It sucked.

[420ultimatesmokage]

one time a couple of years ago i got stoned as hell smoking a couple bowls of chronic. it was night time and i had to skate home. when i was heading home i was going pretty fast. i saw something on the side of the sidewalk coming towards me when i looked at it i hit a big ass crack and fell face foward into the sidewalk.