I got a couple:

One time I had just bought a half ounce and me and my best friend got stoned as hell, and I went to roll another joint and I started freaking out cause I couldnt find where I put my weed and I went and tore the whole house apart looking for it, only to realize later after a 2 hour search, that it was in my pocket....

Sometimes when Im high Ill start asking people if they seen my hat anywhere, and turns out...its on my damn head.