Funny act of Stonerism....

[justinsane]

god no that never happens to me what the hell are you thinking!? haha, just kiddin.. dude i would freak if i saw one of my buds jerkin his girkin in front of anyone.

[stoner spirit]

Hahaha, that's crazy as shit dude.

[Encatuse]

dont you hate it when your high as a kite and you whip out our cock and start masturbating only to realize that your friends are still sitting around you. happens all the time!! its so damn annoying!! and embarassing too!

Whenever I'm stoned and sitting in front of my computer with friends, I always think "Man, if only they would go home so I could beat off."

I know that if I just started beating off they would probably go home, but I try to be a good host.

[ShamanicHippy]

I had poured out my old water and then smoked my bong and I freaked out and thought it was broken cuz no bubblin then I couldnt find my faucet so I filled it w/ ice and tried to heat it up on the stove. I was lucky it didnt break but it worked but I was mad cuz shortly after I FOUND THE FUCKING FAUCET it was in my kitched next to the stove but I missed it

[Creeper]

I got a couple:

One time I had just bought a half ounce and me and my best friend got stoned as hell, and I went to roll another joint and I started freaking out cause I couldnt find where I put my weed and I went and tore the whole house apart looking for it, only to realize later after a 2 hour search, that it was in my pocket....

Sometimes when Im high Ill start asking people if they seen my hat anywhere, and turns out...its on my damn head.

[yoda]

last week i was hitting bongs with my friend in his car. we rolled out so i could get a pack of jacks and a blunt. we forgot to dump the bong water, so i handed him the bong so he could dump it out while he was driving. we forgot to take the bowl piece out, so he stopped and i got out but had to wait as cars were coming. some bitch in a van ran over the piece and it doesnt slide smoothly anymore when you pull it out. my friend doesnt know his bong piece is broken yet though.

[StarcommanderX]

one time i was tripping on shrooms, i thought i was in a bath tub washing myself only to realize i was in a sand box!!! and this other time i thought i was at a magnificent day spa getting a nice spa only to realize it was my "friend" feeling me all over, especially in the "private" regions of my body!!! i stabbed him to death, and now hes somewhere in the pacific ocean.

[A Foo Says]

One time i was attempting to text message a friend on my phone. So while I was sitting on the couch i typed 'beck' in and then i was like 'wtf why did i just type beck?'
I just kept laughing for hours, trying to think why I wrote beck.

[dokowitz4carbowski]

One time, i was munchied and eating a kit kat and you know the foil on it?I left a bit of it on the chocolate and i removed it from my tooth. Or so i thought. I started to hear a distant sounding raido and i was so convinced i was picking up the radio in my own head. I thought the foil was being a conducter for radio airwaves! It was worse cos i was alone stoned. Man i was freaked out. But it was only a car out on the street. It got hairy panic there for a while!!

[Bain fArt]

ok.. you know you smoke too much weed when you go to take a hit, strike the lighter only to realize you forgot to pack a bowl...

haha... god i love this stuff...

That happens to me like way more often then you know....or else fucking I'll be smoking a bowl of ashes for like 10 minutes before i realize wtf im not getting a hit, oh yea it's KEESHED.