Go to a smoke shop and buy quick fix synthetic urine...it has worked many times for people I know and me personally...buy a heat pack and tape it to it..like a hot hands, but it should come with one...put it in your chonnies like some whitey tightys like an hr before and pour it in when you get there...it has a thermometer on it to let you know...I know how it is having pain and wanting to relax but of course it's illegal..our government is corrupt because they can benefit from its purpose...they don't want people to feel good they want you to be in pain so you go to western medicine and pay for pharmacy drugs that are close from natural....smoke on and good luck