ok, I have a good joke....
there was a guy who has a speech problem and he was waking to a few stores to shop. He went to a corner market and asked the clerk for some bum, the clerk said, do u mean gum? yes some bum. He then went to another store and asked the clerk if he could buy a fuckit, do you mean a bucket, replied the clerk. yes a fuckit. Then the man went to a pet store and asked the clerk if he could buy a cockensmackit, do u mean a cocker spaniel? replied the clerk. yes a cockensmackit. So the man bought his 3 things and was walking down the street, all of the sudden his dog got away and started running. The man ran over to this lady and said can u hold my bum and fuckit while I catch my cockensmackit?