a funny joke:

one day a young man walks into a ice cream parlor, he asks for 1 strawberry cone, 2 vanilla, and 3 chocolate

the old man behind the counter says, sorry sir, we dont have any choclate would u like to change the order?

the young man says yes, lemme get 2 vanilla, 2 choclate, and 1 strawberry

the old man replies,(assuming the customer didnt hear him) we dont have any chocolate sir..

the young man then asks for 3 strawberry 1 vanilla and 1 choclate,

at this point the old man is getting pissed and replies

young man, do u see the word straw in strawberry?

he answers yes

do you see the word van in vanilla ?

the young man says yes

do you see the word 'fuck' in chocolate?

the young man replies, no i dont see fuck in chocolate

the old man says, yea thats right theres no fuck-in chocolate so get outta my store.