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what is the diff. between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dear in the road?
the dear has tire tracks in front of it and the nigger does not.
(no one stops for a nigger)
mellowman420 Reviewed by mellowman420 on . 3 Funniest Jokes ever Ok.. One day a donut walks up to a captain on a boat and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?" The captain says "Im captain John and this is my ship" and the donut walks away. The next day the donut comes back and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?". THe captain again replies "Im captain John and this is my ship, and if you come back tommorrow Im going to throw you overboard" . THe donut leaves. Again the next day the donut comes and says the whole thing over again.... SO the Rating: 5