and another:
a guy goes into a bar and says "i need some shots. im celebrating my first blowjob." so the bartender gives him 3 shots and the man downs them all and downs 5 more after that. the man asks for another shot and the bartender refuses. the man tries to bargain saying that it was his first bj, so the bartender gives in and gives him one and says its his last one. the man lookes at it sadly. the bartender asked why he is sad and the man replies "i dont know what im gonna do if this last shot doesnt get the taste out of my mouth"
LearyS Disciple Reviewed by LearyS Disciple on . 3 Funniest Jokes ever Ok.. One day a donut walks up to a captain on a boat and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?" The captain says "Im captain John and this is my ship" and the donut walks away. The next day the donut comes back and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?". THe captain again replies "Im captain John and this is my ship, and if you come back tommorrow Im going to throw you overboard" . THe donut leaves. Again the next day the donut comes and says the whole thing over again.... SO the Rating: 5