haha.
heres one:
theres two gay guys that are screwing on a bed. one guy gets up and says "i have to go to the bathroom, and dont cum without me." so he goes to the bathroom and comes back and there is gizz everywhere. when he sees this he says" what the hell i told you not to come without me!" and the guy on the bed says "i didnt. i farted"
LearyS Disciple Reviewed by LearyS Disciple on . 3 Funniest Jokes ever Ok.. One day a donut walks up to a captain on a boat and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?" The captain says "Im captain John and this is my ship" and the donut walks away. The next day the donut comes back and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?". THe captain again replies "Im captain John and this is my ship, and if you come back tommorrow Im going to throw you overboard" . THe donut leaves. Again the next day the donut comes and says the whole thing over again.... SO the Rating: 5