"A duck walked into a store and asked, "got any grapes"? The manager said no. The duck walked out.
The next day the duck walks into the store again. He asked the manager if he had any grapes. After the manager said no the duck walked out.
This continued for a few days until the manager had enough of it. To the duck he said "If you come in here and ask for grapes one more times I will nail your feet to the floor."
The next day the duck walks in and asks the manager do you have any nails". The manager says no.
The duck then asks if he "got any grapes?"
I've heard that joke before.. That's how come I could understand it. All that shit aout donuts made absolutely no sense, but then again, i'm not high.
GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on . 3 Funniest Jokes ever Ok.. One day a donut walks up to a captain on a boat and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?" The captain says "Im captain John and this is my ship" and the donut walks away. The next day the donut comes back and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?". THe captain again replies "Im captain John and this is my ship, and if you come back tommorrow Im going to throw you overboard" . THe donut leaves. Again the next day the donut comes and says the whole thing over again.... SO the Rating: 5