and another:
a guy goes into a bar and says "i need some shots. im celebrating my first blowjob." so the bartender gives him 3 shots and the man downs them all and downs 5 more after that. the man asks for another shot and the bartender refuses. the man tries to bargain saying that it was his first bj, so the bartender gives in and gives him one and says its his last one. the man lookes at it sadly. the bartender asked why he is sad and the man replies "i dont know what im gonna do if this last shot doesnt get the taste out of my mouth"