3 Funniest Jokes ever

[mellow mood]

man thats really funny muahhahahaha thx for the good joke lol.

[amsterdam]

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

[mellow mood]

jew are hated, pizzas are loved





LOL

[amsterdam]

the pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

[mellowman420]

all i can think about is hardon's avatar. i love when a bnig breast s bounced up and doiwn like that( whacking off) . sorry that was a bit much but i love the jew joke.

[LearyS Disciple]

the pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

shit man. that is fucked up

[Edgar]

I liked it. Funny. (Not the jew joke, ive heard that one b4) Not the best joke ever, but funny. Plus yeah, it was prolly alot funnier outloud and after gettin stoned.

[Edgar]

Guy walks into a bar. In the bar there's a sign that reads: Handjobs 10$, ham sandwich 5$. Guy asks the woman at the bar; Are you the one givin' the handjobs? Yeah she says, so he says; OK, wash your hands then make me a ham sandwich.

[LearyS Disciple]

haha.
heres one:
theres two gay guys that are screwing on a bed. one guy gets up and says "i have to go to the bathroom, and dont cum without me." so he goes to the bathroom and comes back and there is gizz everywhere. when he sees this he says" what the hell i told you not to come without me!" and the guy on the bed says "i didnt. i farted"

[LearyS Disciple]

and another:
a guy goes into a bar and says "i need some shots. im celebrating my first blowjob." so the bartender gives him 3 shots and the man downs them all and downs 5 more after that. the man asks for another shot and the bartender refuses. the man tries to bargain saying that it was his first bj, so the bartender gives in and gives him one and says its his last one. the man lookes at it sadly. the bartender asked why he is sad and the man replies "i dont know what im gonna do if this last shot doesnt get the taste out of my mouth"