3 Funniest Jokes ever

[SomeGuy]

Ok.. One day a donut walks up to a captain on a boat and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?" The captain says "Im captain John and this is my ship" and the donut walks away.
The next day the donut comes back and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?". THe captain again replies "Im captain John and this is my ship, and if you come back tommorrow Im going to throw you overboard" . THe donut leaves. Again the next day the donut comes and says the whole thing over again....



SO the captain throws the donut overboard!


A duck walked into a store and asked, "got any grapes"? The manager said no. The duck walked out.
The next day the duck walks into the store again. He asked the manager if he had any grapes. After the manager said no the duck walked out.
This continued for a few days until the manager had enough of it. To the duck he said "If you come in here and ask for grapes one more times I will nail your feet to the floor."
The next day the duck walks in and asks the manager do you have any nails". The manager says no.
The duck then asks if he "got any grapes?"



Ok...One day this man decided to ask his girlfriend to marry him. He was really in love with this girl, and asked the jewler for the most expensive ring he could find. He bought this girl a ring covered in HUGE diamonds. HE took her out on the peer and right as he was about to give her the ring a giant fish jumped out of the water and swallowed the ring up. The next day to make her feel better he took her to a restruant, and out of spite she ordered fish. To her amazement as she began cutting open the fish inside was the ......................




donut!






Funny as hell if you hear them all in the right order (you can change the middle joke to whatever you want)....because your not expecting the last answer...I could not stop laughing when my friend told me this...anyone else got an amazingly funny jokes?

SomeGuy Reviewed by SomeGuy on 05-09-2005. 3 Funniest Jokes ever Ok.. One day a donut walks up to a captain on a boat and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?" The captain says "Im captain John and this is my ship" and the donut walks away. The next day the donut comes back and says "Hi, Im a donut. Whats your name?". THe captain again replies "Im captain John and this is my ship, and if you come back tommorrow Im going to throw you overboard" . THe donut leaves. Again the next day the donut comes and says the whole thing over again.... SO the Rating: 5

[hardon]

holy shit, that made absolutely NO sense

[sir smokes alot]

umm the middle joke is misleading i was expecting a duck...but w/e

[OreO]

hhahahahaha
i wasted my time reading that!!!!


hahahaha



how bout u?!

[sir smokes alot]

ya me 2

[GHoSToKeR]

"A duck walked into a store and asked, "got any grapes"? The manager said no. The duck walked out.
The next day the duck walks into the store again. He asked the manager if he had any grapes. After the manager said no the duck walked out.
This continued for a few days until the manager had enough of it. To the duck he said "If you come in here and ask for grapes one more times I will nail your feet to the floor."
The next day the duck walks in and asks the manager do you have any nails". The manager says no.
The duck then asks if he "got any grapes?"

I've heard that joke before.. That's how come I could understand it. All that shit aout donuts made absolutely no sense, but then again, i'm not high.

[rysk8er420]

Stupid.

[Encatuse]

I get it. It could be funny if said out loud maybe?

[LOVElife]

FUNNIEST JOKES EVER!!!!! THATS DIDNT EVEN MAKE ME SMILE NEVERMIND LMAO

[Hydrocolo]

dose it have to be a donut?...