Thing is, I was honest beforehand. Before we even went into the bathroom, I told the lady I was going to test positive for pot. I've never given them any reason to suspect I may be dishonest. I was just like, look, I had no idea this was going to be happening and I smoked some weed a couple days ago. She said no problem, if it's just marijuana we usually just tell you to quit and we'll test again. I told her that wasn't a problem, and then did the test, and sure enough, nothing but pot. And I've never had a drug charge or any kind of trouble with the law other than moving violations. The more I think about it, the more I think it'll probably be ok. She's working really hard with my ex-husband and I to get the kids placed back with us where they belong and out of that hell they've been subjected to...I don't think she'll make a big deal out of it. I really don't.

But, like I said, this is just plan B anyway. I'll test a few days beforehand to see if it's even necessary. And I'll go ahead and dilute if it's positive, just in case she wants to watch, but I'm going prepared with a clean sample. If I put it under my (relatively large) boob, it'll stay warm enough, and then I won't have to worry about it being in the way or falling out if she watches. Better to cover all bases.