So I started the "real" test this morning at a LabCorp collection center. Sample will be sent to be tested by either a LabCorp testing facility or National Diagnostics, I'm not sure which. NDI is definitely the MRO.

I did a Zydot treatment before the test. The experience at the collection facility was quick and easy. I had cut my hair back to about 3/4" all over and went hairless from the neck down, but the collector did not make any mention of my hair length at all. We made some small talk while she followed the standard COC procedures, the sample was sealed and I was in and out in 15 minutes. Now the agonizing wait for the results which I should get between 24-72 hours from receipt at the lab. I'll post results as soon as I have them.