The goal of this thread was to help people who are or will be in a similar situation as I was, and to provide as much accurate anecdotal information as possible based on my experience. And to generally answer those panicked questions that everyone has once they learn they'll be subject to a U/A. Hope this helps, peace.

Special thanks to Burnt Toast who I know has helped save many people from losing their livelihoods or freedom by helping to educate people with accurate information! Educating yourself with accurate information will improve your chances close to 100% in most cases in passing a u/a. Informing yourself is key in this process. Thanks to Burnt Toast for helping facilitate that! /tip of the cap/