Drug testing in 5 days...

[ZoeFace]

Hi I just smoked a blunt about an 1hr ago and I have a test in 5 days.

I have 2 waters pills and just bought a bottle of cranberry pills from my local pharmacy CVS. I also have this haitian/Jamacian plant called asorsee. Which is said to clean your system.
I think it may be called aloe in english im not sure but it grows on fences and small oval balls or fruits can be seen on it.

This drug testing is for court and Ive tooken 2 already; Ive passed one test and failed the other.
Ive been a blunt a day or every other day smoker for a year or 2. For the past month Ive just smoked 1 J a day or either a bowl pack a day.

I weight 145 and am 6'5 and really really skinny. I am going to be doing boxing for an hour everyday and will sweat pretty well.
My test is on thursday and if I fail I'll be in jail....

But my question is can i pass?

ZoeFace Reviewed by ZoeFace on 07-01-2012. Drug testing in 5 days... Hi I just smoked a blunt about an 1hr ago and I have a test in 5 days. I have 2 waters pills and just bought a bottle of cranberry pills from my local pharmacy CVS. I also have this haitian/Jamacian plant called asorsee. Which is said to clean your system. I think it may be called aloe in english im not sure but it grows on fences and small oval balls or fruits can be seen on it. This drug testing is for court and Ive tooken 2 already; Ive passed one test and failed the other. Ive been Rating: 5

[ZoeFace]

Also how often should i drink cranberry pills and water pills.

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You can't pass using that method, dilution will not work for you since you're a heavy user.. You'll have to substitute someones else urine or use a synthetic urine like quick fix.

[Burnt Toast]

Subbing is only good if the test wont be observed. Most court-ordered tests are observed, making subbing not a viable option.

The only viable option at this point is to start your creatine-loading in preparation to use N2's Dilution method - and have LOTS of luck on your side.

I have 2 waters pills and just bought a bottle of cranberry pills from my local pharmacy CVS. I also have this haitian/Jamacian plant called asorsee. Which is said to clean your system.
I think it may be called aloe in english im not sure but it grows on fences and small oval balls or fruits can be seen on it.

There is no product that can rid the body of THC. The only proven way to rid the body of THC is time and fat-burning exercise.

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Subbing is only good if the test wont be observed. Most court-ordered tests are observed, making subbing not a viable option.

Good point to mention, I did not think about the test could be observed. If its observed there is always The Whizzinator. :thumbsup:

[killerweed420]

Getting caught cheating on a court ordered drug test is pretty risky. Its an imediate felony. If you're on probation, don't smoke.

[Cheech_G420]

if ur fat your Fu***d....... plain and simple........drink a lot of water