Really !!!

I would love to see this ! Can you set up a video recorder on a tripod (for stability) and let us all see this ?

A bright room would be good too so we can see that you aren't pulling them with fishing line !

Maybe your plants are possessed !! Are you living in the Bible Belt ? I would love to see a Cannabis Exorcism !

CHRIST COMPELS YOU !!! CHRIST COMPELS YOU !!! (while flicking holy water infused with mega-bloom fertiliser)

I can just see the top colas turning 360 degrees

Interesting... however, I think you might be experiencing a mild earth quake... ever see a plant with epilepsy ?

This has to be the wildest plant problem ever ! nice one !!!

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