Mccaluly Kulkin, I have several questions for you, which I would like to be answered in full and truthfully:

1 what is your real name?
2 what possed you do register as Mcauly culkin, and start posting in 3rd person
3 Why do you have so much knowlege about mcauly calukin's movies?
4 Why are you obsessed with mcauly caulkin?


Thank you for obliging me, if you actually end up doing that. (plz)