someone get a crowbar and pry hydrizzle's lips away from McCauley Caulkin's penis.

hydrizzle, tho McCauley Caulkin's chiseled good looks and charm is hard for any mortal to resist, McCauley Caulkin must assure you that McCauley Caulkin is interested in women only, not gay little internet groupies from "the southland" such as yourself.