Advice please

[liv2roll]

I smoked my last bowl last night, I got an interview for a job later today which if I get it, I will be required to take a urine test. I've been smoking since i was in high school, I'm male, 24, 5'6" and 140lbs. I normally smoke maybe 3-4 bowls a day...I did stop smoking for like 3 weeks in December (2011) when I went home for Christmas break but on average I've probably smoked everyday since I started college in 2006. When I smoke, i feel like I need to smoke alot due to tolerance or because I'm wired from drinking a ton of coffee during the day. I'm in grad school now so I'm not that active physically, unless you count a 15-20 min walk to campus on days I have class, but other than that I'm pretty much stuck reading and stuff...but I can eat a shit ton and I don't gain weight...like I'm pretty much skinny, I could tone up but yea...I'm just wondering how I can pass a urine test? I'm not sure when I would have to take it, but I'm going for worse case scenario of maybe a few days to a week...I know I obviously won't be clean, but I'm planning to drink a ton of water and cranberry juice and coffee to just piss as much as possible, I'm not smoking weed for the time being...also, I plan on exercising and sweating as much as possible...but again, I'm not a very large person, I can still wear size 28 jeans in mens, which I believe is the smallest size...but I'm just concerned about not passing from how much and how long I have smoked...also because I'm not very physically active as well...but I really need a job, I don't have the bullahit tolerance to deal with lazy undergrads...but I live in arizona, we have it passed for medical purposes, but I doubt that matters seeing I don't have a card

liv2roll Reviewed by liv2roll on 05-22-2012. Advice please I smoked my last bowl last night, I got an interview for a job later today which if I get it, I will be required to take a urine test. I've been smoking since i was in high school, I'm male, 24, 5'6" and 140lbs. I normally smoke maybe 3-4 bowls a day...I did stop smoking for like 3 weeks in December (2011) when I went home for Christmas break but on average I've probably smoked everyday since I started college in 2006. When I smoke, i feel like I need to smoke alot due to tolerance or because Rating: 5

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You're not going to have enough time to get it out of your system if you think the test will within a week or less.

You can Dilute the test, here is the forums guide on how to do it - Dilution Method Quide

Diluting before the test could be hard since your a heavy user and your going to need atleast 48 hours to prepare for it. If you don't know when your test will be, you might be better off using a bottle quick fix synthetic urine, cannabis.com sponsor sells it. Just all you have to do is heat up the bottle, attach the heat pad to it to maintain body temperature, and pour it into the collection cup.

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I agree with adsad in that you should consider substitution (synthetic or a clean persons sample).

Dilution techniques (regardless of configuration) can backfire if the THCA concentration in the bladder is too high. For most heavy users (especially longtimers), it would be virtually impossible to dilute that concentration enough without sending the S/G and creatinine levels into a downward spiral and sending up red flags at the lab.