Stop drinkin and driving !

I know it too late to say it now but I don't want to be the statistic where the last thing I ever saw was my ass hole coming out my eyeballs, my mouth and nose after getting splattered off your windscreen at 80 miles an hour !

Respectfully I dont DUI ! For you ! Not for me... I have a seat belt ! And an air bag to deflect your ass coming out of your head towards me !

Now you have to get a cab to the depository !