McCauley Caulkin laughs at your failed attempt to blasphemize the beauty of McCauley Caulkin. Many different spellings of McCauley Caulkin's name have appeared in publications all over the world, including maccauley culkin, mccauley culkin, mcculley caulkin, just to name a few.

But there is only one true way to write the name, and that is McCauley Caulkin.

nice try