Help- need some advice re: drug test!

[pdx]

I've abstained for 2 weeks now, but am a regular smoker (once a day, every day for years). I've been looking for a job and was expecting it to take a while to find one- figured I would have plenty of time to clear out my body of THC, but I've been offered a great job after only looking for a week. The problem: probably not going to pass a urine test yet. I've successfully subbed twice before- once with fake pee and once with my 2 year old daughter's pee (judge me if you want, but it worked!!). I was just so stressed subbing, so worried that I would be put in a stall bathroom and would not be able to cover up the sound of opening the bottle. So, not sure I want to do it again. My daughter's 5 now and I don't think I could explain why I need her to pee in a cup for me this time- too many questions, so I asked my ex-hippie mom and said she would give me her pee. Problem is, after not smoking for at least 10 years, she had a few puffs about 3 weeks ago! What's my best bet? Use mom's pee, use synthetic, or drink a detox drink and use my own? Really nervous about subbing again- afraid my good luck won't hold out.

pdx Reviewed by pdx on 05-15-2012. Help- need some advice re: drug test! I've abstained for 2 weeks now, but am a regular smoker (once a day, every day for years). I've been looking for a job and was expecting it to take a while to find one- figured I would have plenty of time to clear out my body of THC, but I've been offered a great job after only looking for a week. The problem: probably not going to pass a urine test yet. I've successfully subbed twice before- once with fake pee and once with my 2 year old daughter's pee (judge me if you want, but it Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

I've successfully subbed twice before- once with fake pee and once with my 2 year old daughter's pee (judge me if you want, but it worked!!).

I see no problem at all in harvesting urine from a child to pass a U/A. Children are, after all, the beneficiaries to a parent(s) getting/keeping a job, or staying out of jail.

My daughter's 5 now and I don't think I could explain why I need her to pee in a cup for me this time- too many questions

Your daughter doesnt really need to know why you need her urine, but if she insists on asking, you just simply tell her the truth and say "its for a test to see whats in it". And leave it at that.

[pdx]

Thanks for the support, Burnt Toast! But what does everyone think my best option is? Is mom's pee too risky-given that she just smoked 3 weeks ago, even though she's such an infrequent user? And what about taking it myself? I'm 5'4, about 140 pounds- not fat or thin, and not a regular exerciser

[Burnt Toast]

Stick with subbing, as it is your best bet.

You can always pick up a home test kit and test your mothers sample before trusting it as a sub. When testing her sample, be sure its her first urination of the day.

[pdx]

Any recommendations for reliable home test kits? Where do I get one? Thanks!

[Burnt Toast]

I wont endorse any particular brands here, but in terms of cost, you cant beat the online prices. Do a Google search for "drug testing kits".

Otherwise, you can pick them up at your local chain pharmacy store.