EMERGENCY ROOM

[PotSm0key]

I'v had my share of visits...

Stayed home from school one day because of sharp pains in my right side...by 12:30 i was on the ground pale white i didn't know what was going on but i was on the ground for two hours. bro took my to emergency room at around 1 when he got home. had to get my apendix removed. doctor said another few hours it would have burst.

Some random chick (yeah a girl beat me up) came behind me un-noticed and cracked me in the back of the head with a 2x4 for no reason. stiches needed.

Fell on glass, got a 3 1/2 inch scar on my forearm. Stiches needed again.

When i was younger i was on a swing with a hockey stick, then i went to jump off but the stick got stuck in the ground, so i pretty much impaled myself, broke a rib.

Just recently got hit by a car on my bike. I was told i flew really high in the air. Got serverly hurt lol.

That's about it for now.

-peace

[Edgar]

I got one i never told ne1 b4.

One time when i was alot younger, my parents were out of town for the day right, so I get this idea in my head that im gonna get really drunk cus i was borrreeed stiff right, So I get out this bottle of tequila, (I was also on adderall, but only my normal perscribed daily dose) I dont remember exactly how much was in it, but i nearly downed the whole thing. I kept drinkin more and more, and thinkin to my self, wow Im really not gettin that drunk (boy was i wrong). So Im like yeah... This is getttin kinda boring just sittin here watchin tv, and drinkin tequila. So i put the bottle away, went outside and started riding my dirtbike...

Thats the last thing i remember, next thing i know Im wakin up in the local hospital. Apparently when my parents got home, I was lying naked in the doorway passed out... Yeah pretty embarrassing... Glad I dont remember that part. Anyway the doctors thought i was tryin to comit suicide also because i had told them (While in a half conscious drunken stupor which i dont even remember) that i downed like 12 adderall (20 mg capsules), when in fact I had only taken 12 cheapo ephedra pills that didn't do shit. The only reason i had taken those was cus i was outa adderall and was lookin for something to boost my "high", cus i thought i wasn't that drunk, but really it just hadn't kicked in yet.

Later after i got home from the hospital, my dad was chewin me out about the missing dirtbike. I thought it was stolen, when it was really just down the hill, flooded, with the ignition still on. To this day, Im still not sure if i had been riding the dirtbike naked or if i took my cloths off after i got inside... Though I can't imagine why i got naked in the first place... Oh, one more funny bit. While i was in the hospital they apperently had tried to give me a cathader, but i went absolutely apeshit when they were tryin to put it in, and i kicked the nurse while screamin at the top of my lungs.

BTW this was the first and last time i ever blacked out from drinkin.

Please excuse my disorganized writing, Im stoned. =)

[Etrain]

Last night was the 8th time in the past 7 weeks I've been in the ER. I'm very tired...damn I hate that place~!!

[EverydayJunglist]

now theres a great combo,dirtbikes and drinking.What kinda bike did you have edgar?I used to have 2001 Kawi Kx 125,all pimped out.Pro circuit headers and tail pipes.420 number kit.Everything aftermarket.I left it on the side of my house(i lived way out in the country).One night i had a huge party at my house,and the next morning or afternoon,i went outside and it was gone.I definelety learned my lesson.

[2600]

I got one i never told ne1 b4.

One time when i was alot younger, my parents were out of town for the day right, so I get this idea in my head that im gonna get really drunk cus i was borrreeed stiff right, So I get out this bottle of tequila, (I was also on adderall, but only my normal perscribed daily dose) I dont remember exactly how much was in it, but i nearly downed the whole thing. I kept drinkin more and more, and thinkin to my self, wow Im really not gettin that drunk (boy was i wrong). So Im like yeah... This is getttin kinda boring just sittin here watchin tv, and drinkin tequila. So i put the bottle away, went outside and started riding my dirtbike...

Thats the last thing i remember, next thing i know Im wakin up in the local hospital. Apparently when my parents got home, I was lying naked in the doorway passed out... Yeah pretty embarrassing... Glad I dont remember that part. Anyway the doctors thought i was tryin to comit suicide also because i had told them (While in a half conscious drunken stupor which i dont even remember) that i downed like 12 adderall (20 mg capsules), when in fact I had only taken 12 cheapo ephedra pills that didn't do shit. The only reason i had taken those was cus i was outa adderall and was lookin for something to boost my "high", cus i thought i wasn't that drunk, but really it just hadn't kicked in yet.

Later after i got home from the hospital, my dad was chewin me out about the missing dirtbike. I thought it was stolen, when it was really just down the hill, flooded, with the ignition still on. To this day, Im still not sure if i had been riding the dirtbike naked or if i took my cloths off after i got inside... Though I can't imagine why i got naked in the first place... Oh, one more funny bit. While i was in the hospital they apperently had tried to give me a cathader, but i went absolutely apeshit when they were tryin to put it in, and i kicked the nurse while screamin at the top of my lungs.

BTW this was the first and last time i ever blacked out from drinkin.

Please excuse my disorganized writing, Im stoned. =)

Oooooooooooooh-shit.

OK man that is hard-core.

[Etrain]

^^Damn, that is pretty intense...funny as shit though.

[Edgar]

It was a Honda XR200 (not 250) a 95 I believe. Sold it a while ago. It was slightly used when i got it, and i only had it for about a year, so i didn't really get a chance to "pimp it out"
It was a hell of a ride though.

[daZenfmeister]

Damn Edgar you sound like me. I love getting so fucking stoned and drunk and then waking up like down the street next to a garbage can, walking back to my apartment and finding the place a complete wreck and having little glimpses of what had happened the night before. kinda reminds me of fear and loathing only not as extreme. yeah waking up in someone elses clothes or naked is always weird.

[TheLion]

Dislocated my shoulder twice wrestling. I'm getting suregery on it pretty soon here.