Although my family has been to the ER numerous times, fortunately I've only been there once. We were having steak for dinner and my dad and I got up to put the dishes away at the same time, when he turned too quickly and the steak knife flew off his plate and imbedded in my foot.
As for the rest of my family, My brother bit off his tounge, my brother fell through a glass terrarium cutting off some fingers, and ~9 broken bone trips.