Quote Originally Posted by rajking86
HAHA, man, that's the wildest opening to a post I've seen in awhile!

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LMFAO my sentiments exactly. I knew his would win just from that opener.

ER 2600:

mowing yard- backed into a dead tree w.lots of little dead branches; a brittle twig just barely fit into my ear canal, punctured eardrum, and broke off deep down.

climbing a tree to remove a bicylcle (no clue, but if it would have stayed, our dorm would have payed), it fell from its resting place to a branch a few feet below, and the sprocket caught my hand and attatched it to the next branch down.

Jumped in pond, rusty barrell in pond, calf sliced open.

JUmping on bed, landed on nightstand, knee sliced open.

Bit by a wild prarie dog because it was a little too wild.

Bit by little fuzzy dog because I was barking in its face.

Dropped a glass serving bowl, turned it into an exploding mass of green jello and glass shards of varying sizes. One of the larger shards imbedded in foot.

And a visit here and there just for when I'm feeling... a tad under the weather (sometimes you just need a little I.V. boost you know). Other uninteresting ones, and prlly a few interesting ones I'm forgetting (or just mentally blocking out lol).
2600 Reviewed by 2600 on . EMERGENCY ROOM whats the craziest reason you ever been taken to one of those????????? one night I was smoking with a friend of mine and I felt tired and shit, and I wasnted to boost my high so I took 11 caffeine pills and I got like really fucked up and had to tell my mom to take me to a hospital because I felt like I was going to beat my heart out of my chest, it was an overall horrible experience. I told the doc what happened but he just thought I wanted to kill my self so he told me to go to a Rating: 5