Quote Originally Posted by rajking86
HAHA, man, that's the wildest opening to a post I've seen in awhile!

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LMFAO my sentiments exactly. I knew his would win just from that opener.

ER 2600:

mowing yard- backed into a dead tree w.lots of little dead branches; a brittle twig just barely fit into my ear canal, punctured eardrum, and broke off deep down.

climbing a tree to remove a bicylcle (no clue, but if it would have stayed, our dorm would have payed), it fell from its resting place to a branch a few feet below, and the sprocket caught my hand and attatched it to the next branch down.

Jumped in pond, rusty barrell in pond, calf sliced open.

JUmping on bed, landed on nightstand, knee sliced open.

Bit by a wild prarie dog because it was a little too wild.

Bit by little fuzzy dog because I was barking in its face.

Dropped a glass serving bowl, turned it into an exploding mass of green jello and glass shards of varying sizes. One of the larger shards imbedded in foot.

And a visit here and there just for when I'm feeling... a tad under the weather (sometimes you just need a little I.V. boost you know). Other uninteresting ones, and prlly a few interesting ones I'm forgetting (or just mentally blocking out lol).