Pre-employment drug testing hell...Living in Limbo.

[Mr Tweed]

I ordered some already, should be here Monday. I also just found a clean donor, if need be. Either way I think I'm solid now.

[Burnt Toast]

I ordered some already, should be here Monday. I also just found a clean donor, if need be. Either way I think I'm solid now.

If you end up going the clean donor route, just make sure the donor had not consumed a large amount of fluids prior to giving you the sample (to avoid another "too-dilute" result).

[ogganjagrower]

i think niacin is a bunch of bs

[Mr Tweed]

Well I took the re-test. I used urine from my friend who got me the job. He assured me we will be all good. He has insentive to get me in cause he gets a bonus if I'm hired. I had him pee in a home test cup just to be sure and froze the cup for 3 days. I practiced everything from keeping temp, to how I would perform the act. Even timed myself knowing I had 4 mins to complete.

Day of the test I started by getting my 3 pairs of briefs on as well as gym shorts, and long work out pants. I cracked open 2 heating packs and got them warmed up and ready to go, about 10 mins. I defrosted sample in the bath tub. Being careful not to let it tip over. It still had a cover but why chance it. I got enough defrosted to fill my 2oz bottle that came with the synthetic stuff I bought. Making sure to wash it out really good. I then took the bottle and ran it under a hot tap till it reached 105. Using the thermometer I bought. I then wrapped 2 heat packs around the bottle with electrical tape. And stuffed it in the "taint" area.

I drove to the place, about 15 mins away. Checked heat strip in parking lot, 99! Perfect! I walked in presented ID. Only one women working. Different from the first one! Went in, emptied my pockets. She turns a really loud fan on and sends me in.
I go in, remove sample,98 degrees. Perfection. I pour in cup while I'm voiding, something I practiced, and concealed the bottle once again. Walk out the room, she not even there. She in the hallway. Takes my sample, reads 96 on test cup she marks yes next to temp and I'm out the door.

Pretty sure I got this in that bag. I will know about monday! So think my chances are good?

Ps sorry for long post!

[420gold]

Way to go, Mr Tweed...it's in the bag!!!
Screw the piss police..

[Mr Tweed]

I got results back, a few days ago. Sry for the delay but I been busy getting ready to start my new job. Everything was clear on the retest. Now I get to spend 3 weeks in Georgia for training. And for someone who lives in a northern climate, Georgia in march is a good place to be. Thanks for all the advice!!!

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

[Burnt Toast]

Congrads to you on a successful sub and welcome to the Sub Club.

Best of luck with the new job. :smokin: