Couldn't find my answers- testing tomorrow (detoxify green clean vs dilution)

[Stark_Direwolf]

Hi all,

I know that there is probably nothing frequent forum users hate more than a newb posting a thread asking for help without checking around the forum. Maybe it's the panic setting it, but I couldn't find anything!

So here's my situation:

I smoked fairly regularly from late oct-early dec. Quit for 2 weeks and drunkenly smoked a bowl on the 28th. I haven't gone near the stuff since and found out I have a urine drug test with LabCorp tomorrow. I bought a First Check test and used first morning urine, came back positive for THC. I can't use the sub method and it seems as if its too late to effectively use the dilution method posted on here.

My friend gave me the Detoxify Green Clean Herbal Cleanse. I'm wondering if anyone has used this and passed a LabCorp test. I'm also wondering what other options I have besides constant prayer and panic.

Some input would be highly appreciated. I have no clue what to do and I keep having panic attacks just thinking about what will happen to me if I fail...

Thanks in advance

Stark_Direwolf Reviewed by Stark_Direwolf on 01-02-2012. Couldn't find my answers- testing tomorrow (detoxify green clean vs dilution) Hi all, I know that there is probably nothing frequent forum users hate more than a newb posting a thread asking for help without checking around the forum. Maybe it's the panic setting it, but I couldn't find anything! So here's my situation: I smoked fairly regularly from late oct-early dec. Quit for 2 weeks and drunkenly smoked a bowl on the 28th. I haven't gone near the stuff since and found out I have a urine drug test with LabCorp tomorrow. I bought a First Check test and used Rating: 5

[Deige]

Hi all,

I know that there is probably nothing frequent forum users hate more than a newb posting a thread asking for help without checking around the forum. Maybe it's the panic setting it, but I couldn't find anything!

So here's my situation:

I smoked fairly regularly from late oct-early dec. Quit for 2 weeks and drunkenly smoked a bowl on the 28th. I haven't gone near the stuff since and found out I have a urine drug test with LabCorp tomorrow. I bought a First Check test and used first morning urine, came back positive for THC. I can't use the sub method and it seems as if its too late to effectively use the dilution method posted on here.

My friend gave me the Detoxify Green Clean Herbal Cleanse. I'm wondering if anyone has used this and passed a LabCorp test. I'm also wondering what other options I have besides constant prayer and panic.

Some input would be highly appreciated. I have no clue what to do and I keep having panic attacks just thinking about what will happen to me if I fail...

Thanks in advance

The detoxify green clean formula will do nothing to help you rid your body of THC. It is nothing more than simple dilution at a high cost. If your going to go the dilution route, then follow N2's dilution thread. If I were you I would substitute, you really have no other options this close to test time.

[Stark_Direwolf]

I would sub, but I have no one to get it from. Small social circle :/

I bought some creatine tonight, gonna take it now. Hopefully that will help with the dilution process.

I know that these "cleansing" kits are nothing but bottled diluters, I was just hoping to find out if anyone experienced success with this particular one I was given.

Fingers crossed for a pass or re-test... can't handle a fail.

Thanks for the response Deige.

[Burnt Toast]

The detoxify green clean formula will do nothing to help you rid your body of THC. It is nothing more than simple dilution at a high cost. If your going to go the dilution route, then follow N2's dilution thread.

Deige is right.

All detox products work via the principle of dilution (that is, when they do work at all). That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, as the sales pitches would like the consumer to believe. They are actually a less effective means of dilution in comparison to N2s Dilution method. Sure, the sales pitches boast that their product contains creatine. What they dont tell you is that it takes 2-3 days for the body to convert the creatine into creatinine in order for it to be present in the urine. Therefore, the creatine ingredient in the detox potion will do no good when the product is consumed on the day of the U/A (in which the consumer is required by the instructions to do so). Any creatine-loading must be done at least 2-3 days before the scheduled U/A.

In summary, detox products are nothing but a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous, and taking their hard-earned cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these scam artists entering the mix.

[Stark_Direwolf]

So if I start taking cretine now, it won't matter for tomorrow? I'm hoping to dilute as a back-up plan encase something happens.

I think I may have found a sub... just read the thread on subbing and purchased the necessary components. About to start practicing right now. I still have a few questions (for clarity purposes) about subbing:


- Should I bring the digital thermometer with me into the stall to make sure its still the right temp, or test it before going into the facility? I can easily stash it in a place where lab eyes wont see it.
- I am getting the sample from someone tonight, but wont be able to actually use it until tomorrow. Therefore, I should store it in the freezer in an airtight container until I leave for work?

[Burnt Toast]

So if I start taking cretine now, it won't matter for tomorrow?

That question has already been answered twice in post #4. Go back and reread.

I think I may have found a sub... just read the thread on subbing and purchased the necessary components. About to start practicing right now. I still have a few questions (for clarity purposes) about subbing:


- Should I bring the digital thermometer with me into the stall to make sure its still the right temp, or test it before going into the facility? I can easily stash it in a place where lab eyes wont see it.

Why not use the "stick-on" baby forehead temp strips? They are identical to the temp strips used on the sample cups by the collectors and are accurate enough to merit continued use by the collectors. Stick it on your sub container and theres one less item to carry with you into the bathroom stall. Forehead temp strips can be found at most drug stores.

- I am getting the sample from someone tonight, but wont be able to actually use it until tomorrow. Therefore, I should store it in the freezer in an airtight container until I leave for work?

Since you'll be taking the U/A tomorrow, keeping the sub chilled in the fridge (rather than the freezer) will be fine.

[Stark_Direwolf]

That question has already been answered twice in post #4. Go back and reread.

Why not use the "stick-on" baby forehead temp strips? They are identical to the temp strips used on the sample cups by the collectors and are accurate enough to merit continued use by the collectors. Stick it on your sub container and theres one less item to carry with you into the bathroom stall. Forehead temp strips can be found at most drug stores.
Since you'll be taking the U/A tomorrow, keeping the sub chilled in the fridge (rather than the freezer) will be fine.

Simply seeking confirmation in what I read regarding the creatine, so thank you for pointing out my oversight. I am concerned that I will not have a plan B now, but hoping that it won't be needed.

That's an excellent idea for the stick-on strips. I will grab some tomorrow.

Currently practicing for tomorrow using both the body cavity method (quite uncomfortable, will need to work on my acting) and hidden inside the bra.

Will respond on how it went, along with details for future users who may have questions. Finger crossing, happy thoughts, prayers would be much appreciated!

Thank you Deige and Burnt Toast for your responses and advice.

[RoyalHIGHnes$]

In my personal experience...The overpriced "detox" crap simply didn't do the trick...IDK if its specific to the one I bought a couple times but you have to drink it basically on your way to the test - the timing has to be just perfect...So I ended up projectile vommiting it all out on my way into the p.o.'s office bc my body didn't agree with that nasty sh but luckily I didnt get tested that time....I tried it another time and it didnt work either but I didn't use it for weed that time so maybe there's hope for you? In general my friends who used it and didn't fail for any drugs - basically failed anyway bc it came back as diluted...So maybe your'e better of drinking 6 gallons of water? save $50. Oh and did I mention those drinks make you feel like ABSOLUTE HELL for a couple days? My recommendation is substitution - no risk there unless youre having an observed screen - then you just gotta learn all the tricks

[Stark_Direwolf]

So I subbed today for the test... here's what I did for any paranoid subbers like me:

Followed N2's guide to the T. Found small travel bottles that were already empty from Target. Practiced a bunch of times with the timing, temperature, steadying my hands etc. On a side note, my donor was a male and I'm a woman.

Went in for my appointment, chatted up the technician while she was doing my paperwork.. led into the bathroom where she placed blue tablets in the toilet. Was allowed to close the door and lock it.

I used two different small bottles to store my donor urine in case something happened. Had one stashed in my bra (wrapped inside a sock and a ridiculously padded bra) and the other in my vagina (it was painful, but a little lube definitely helped). I wanted to put one there for precautionary reasons! Who knows what would happen? I stored an extra sock in my bra to hide the other container.

Got into the bathroom, removed the bottle from my vagina did my "real" business while pouring the contents into the container (even pinched off for a few to make it seem like I was filling the container). Hid the empty container and added a little extra from my bra "spare". Left the bathroom, handled the sample to the technician. She didn't temp check it. Apparently I was so charming during our chat session that she had pre-checked the "yes" box for temp. Bagged the sample and put it in the submission box. Got lucky with that, but after all my practicing... I knew that the temp would always be between 98-99!


Don't want to feel too confident at this point, but the scariest part is over with.

Thanks to everyone for the advice and to N2 for the kick-ass thread. Sad thing is, this entire ordeal terrified me so much that I will never be able to partake in marijuana again. I hate this invasion of privacy. I work hard, I'm incredibly intelligent, I never show up on the job stoned, I outperform my superiors... yet if i had come back positive for drugs, I would be out of a job. It's such bullshit.

Anyway, will post again with final test results! Thanks again!

[Deige]

Sounds like everything went smooth and your temperature was spot on. I don't think you have anything to worry about if your donor was clean.