So I subbed today for the test... here's what I did for any paranoid subbers like me:

Followed N2's guide to the T. Found small travel bottles that were already empty from Target. Practiced a bunch of times with the timing, temperature, steadying my hands etc. On a side note, my donor was a male and I'm a woman.

Went in for my appointment, chatted up the technician while she was doing my paperwork.. led into the bathroom where she placed blue tablets in the toilet. Was allowed to close the door and lock it.

I used two different small bottles to store my donor urine in case something happened. Had one stashed in my bra (wrapped inside a sock and a ridiculously padded bra) and the other in my vagina (it was painful, but a little lube definitely helped). I wanted to put one there for precautionary reasons! Who knows what would happen? I stored an extra sock in my bra to hide the other container.

Got into the bathroom, removed the bottle from my vagina did my "real" business while pouring the contents into the container (even pinched off for a few to make it seem like I was filling the container). Hid the empty container and added a little extra from my bra "spare". Left the bathroom, handled the sample to the technician. She didn't temp check it. Apparently I was so charming during our chat session that she had pre-checked the "yes" box for temp. Bagged the sample and put it in the submission box. Got lucky with that, but after all my practicing... I knew that the temp would always be between 98-99!


Don't want to feel too confident at this point, but the scariest part is over with.

Thanks to everyone for the advice and to N2 for the kick-ass thread. Sad thing is, this entire ordeal terrified me so much that I will never be able to partake in marijuana again. I hate this invasion of privacy. I work hard, I'm incredibly intelligent, I never show up on the job stoned, I outperform my superiors... yet if i had come back positive for drugs, I would be out of a job. It's such bullshit.

Anyway, will post again with final test results! Thanks again!
Stark_Direwolf Reviewed by Stark_Direwolf on . Couldn't find my answers- testing tomorrow (detoxify green clean vs dilution) Hi all, I know that there is probably nothing frequent forum users hate more than a newb posting a thread asking for help without checking around the forum. Maybe it's the panic setting it, but I couldn't find anything! So here's my situation: I smoked fairly regularly from late oct-early dec. Quit for 2 weeks and drunkenly smoked a bowl on the 28th. I haven't gone near the stuff since and found out I have a urine drug test with LabCorp tomorrow. I bought a First Check test and used Rating: 5