Thats something...... I don't even know if anyone here can call that one...Except maybe some of the traits the recognize as whatever. I know you say... Damn! I wish I knew what this was!

1st plant looks like a 60/40 indica and sativa. Cause the leaves are wider than a sativa.

2nd plant kinda looks the same to me. I know this ain't much help,but I tried.

Ga.