No Amsterdam, you got it all wrong.... heres how it is: After WWII, hitler's body was frozen by Stalin, and he gave it as a gift to the US.... well you see, the neo-cons got a hold of it, and transferred his brain into a microchip.... I think you know where it goes from here.... cyborg Hitler Bush, yep! That explains those strange ridges on his back..... and how Bush is so evil.