In 7th grade i burned down my neighbors woods...about an acre and i had to call the cops to come put that shit out. I made a smoke bomb and this dumb spic that was there at the time felt he needed to share it with a teacher so i got called down the the office they searched my locker, cops read me my rights all that bullshit and i had to go down to the station to answer questions...ghey. they couldnt do anything cuz it wasnt in school :-D. i laid in the road pretending to be dead (stupid idea) someone drove by which just happened to be my cousin, they thought i was really dead and called the cops next thing i kno the roads blocked off, theres a cop at every door down the whole road and a UConn search dog sniffing me out..that was an eventful night. umm then theres dumb shit like riding dirtbikes and pocket bikes down the road... if its not harming anyone, why the fuck is it illegal. (that goes for a couple things)