Yeah, I took two hits off a joint one afternoon and then left my room to get the phone........2 inches from my mother. She knew I smoked before and I told her I wasn't gonna quit.
Well, she went ballistic because she smelled it BAD. Called the cops on me. Cops came, gave me a bunch of bullshit story of what "the dope" does to you. Fuckin' retards. One guy even went as far as to say that his friend is now mentally retarded just from smoking "the dope." I don't know WHAT the fuck this dude thinks "dope" is, but it ain't fuckin' weed. NO ONE calls weed dope anymore. At least, not around here in Indiana.
Anyway, pigs found me with two homemade pipes,that tested positive for resin, 2 and a half Bud Lights, and a Battery charge on my mom for holding her wrists for 20 seconds.

Anyway, April 20th I went to court and they dropped the Battery and Minor Consumption charge, because I owned up to the fact that I had possession of paraphrenalia. Gotta go back to court May 19th. ::sigh::