i was arrested when i was 16 for tresspassing/possesion(i was smoking in this parking lot of a mental illness nursing home at night, yes the dumbest thing i could of done) Anyway he cuffed me and i was scared shitless so i told him i was smoking and high. He took me to the station cuffed me to the wall and made me write a page on what i did and then signed it...he found a scale in my pocket and thought i was a dealer, i told him i only had it to weigh buds but i wasnt a dealer. He thought i had some weight so he made me take my pants off and squat cause he thought i stashed shit in my buttcrack...welll thats an illegal procedure see i was only 16 and i wasnt accompanied by a lawyer or parent when this happened so i got the charges dropped and the fucker got kicked off the force whoooooooooooooooooo for me!

1 less pig for the pothead