cops

[Atom Bong]

In 7th grade i burned down my neighbors woods...about an acre and i had to call the cops to come put that shit out. I made a smoke bomb and this dumb spic that was there at the time felt he needed to share it with a teacher so i got called down the the office they searched my locker, cops read me my rights all that bullshit and i had to go down to the station to answer questions...ghey. they couldnt do anything cuz it wasnt in school :-D. i laid in the road pretending to be dead (stupid idea) someone drove by which just happened to be my cousin, they thought i was really dead and called the cops next thing i kno the roads blocked off, theres a cop at every door down the whole road and a UConn search dog sniffing me out..that was an eventful night. umm then theres dumb shit like riding dirtbikes and pocket bikes down the road... if its not harming anyone, why the fuck is it illegal. (that goes for a couple things)

[Dark Seraph]

Aw man, i have a funny story: When i was young(around 15), i used to have my friend over to stay the night, and we got hyped up on caffeine pills (yellow jackets) and the walked over town in the middle of the night. So it was around 3am, and I decided we should pull a prank at the elmenary school and junior high. They were two different schools but they were separated only by a grassy field. So we went over to the elementary school dressed in all black and grabbed one of the "little kid plastic picnic tables" (you probably know what im talking about), dragged it across the field to the junior high, and after a lot of effort, put it on the roof so that it would be visible from the front entrance of the junior high. It was awesome.

But as we were walking across the field back to the elementary school, cuz we had to pass it to get home, two cop cars roll up and chase us THROUGH THE PLAYGROUND, leaving tire-tracks on the very ground that these little kids have recess. We managed to roll down the hill and get rid of the multiple knives we were carrying (DUMB) and cigarettes (STUPID). So we got home, and turned on my dad's scanner, and all we could here were the piggies searching around town for us (it was a small town and they didnt have a life).

Final Result: A very precious and hilarious moment in the morning, when we arrived at the junior high to see everyone looking at the elementary school's picnic table on the roof.

[Looker]

Well I got busted twice by the cops for small shit but get this.. I ended up in the SAME jail cell that I got put in the FIRST time I got busted

Otherwise its like everytime I watch "COPS" on TV theres always some guy gettin busted with no shirt on or like some naked crazy black dude with a baby bonnet on his head being restrained by like 8 cops....

Kinky...


Stop it I'm not gay...

[kroncheez]

dont smoke in cars and you should never get caught if you are halfway smart.