Question part 1:
when am i going to die?
Answer from bot #1:
Maybe when you are a few years older.
Answer from bot #2:
Don't talk about death! It's too depressing!
Alternative answer from bot#1:
You could check out the actuarial tables at Deathclock.com.
Question part 2:
and how many people will i have killed by then?
Answer from bot#2:
Just you and me.
Answer from bot#1:
Around 1000.
Alternative answer from bot#1:
More than you can imagine.