**** thewhizzinator .com. I ordered my kit on friday, which i paid extra for faster shipping, and i called them today and they said they just shipped it and i should be getting it in 2-3 days; thats a week. I called them monday and they said it would be shipped out that night(so i should get it today or tomorrow). Too bad I got my notice for my drug test today, and my boss didnt tell me how long I had because they just fired someone and hes trying to hurry the process along.

I have another thread about my girlfriend having to take a second test, the first was diluted, and she subbed using my coworkers sample and a washed out travel shampoo bottle. It went smoothly for her so I decided to do it using my cousins sample(the one who got me the job and im going to be working with). Put on some tighty whiteys and inserted the empty bottle to see how it would do, but it kept falling and the underwear wasnt really tight. I then remembered my old jock strap with a pocket for the cup. Put that on and a pair of boxers and then my pants and put the bottle strait up on the side on my penis; worked just fine.

Before going to the testing facility me and my cousin met at a store a grocery store, and this is when i noticed there was still some shampoo in the bottle. Since my cousin was a little behind I decided to go in the store and ended up buying a little bottle of sprinkles for cakes and what not and a hand warmer. I emptied the bottle and washed it out with water and went to the car. My cousin showed up, gave him the bottle and opened the hand warmer(takes 15-30 min to warm up). He filled it up and I immediately put the bottle in the jock strap pocket with the hand warmer on one side; and drove straight to the place. When I got there I decided to take the warmer out in the car. I sat and waited for about 45 minutes before it was my turn. It wasnt a visual test but the lady was rite on the other side of the door filling out paper work and it was extremely quiet. I was lucky I had to pee so bad from the wait and being nervous. I peed in the toilet using one hand and opened the bottle with the other(being very careful) and filled up the container. Paused peeing for a second and then peed on the side of the toilet(to sound like i was peeing in the cup).

The temp was 93, and the lady didnt say a thing and didnt write anything bad down on the paper(I have a copy and it was check marked that it was between 90-100).

She then put the sample in two different containers. What does this mean?

Sorry for such a long reply. Hopefully ill find out the results soon