ok you fuckers are all on drugs

[XTC]

ok this is were this starts, a long time ago in a town not so far away unless u live in shefield then its a five mile drive down the m4 but lets get back to that, i have a lot of questions one can you lot teach me to type. does enyone here teach martial arts and can you teach me. 3 enyone got like a way to get every girl with like not much evoft .4 can enyone give me a plant of 1kg of bud .5 do you think these questions are geting worse.6 wots the worst you could do with a ravor sharp katana .7 do you rekon it would be bad or good to live for ever and be like indestructible.8 wots the highest youve ever been.9 your on drugs

What's that Baxter? You know I don't speak spainish

[LOVElife]

KRALOTH: YOUR MAIN PROBLEM IS THAT YOU LIVE IN SHEFFIELD MATE HAHAHAHA, MASS RESPECT SHAUN MURPHY ROTHERHAM BADBOY, SNOOKER MEISTRO!

[stonerboy40k]

ok this is were this starts, a long time ago in a town not so far away unless u live in shefield then its a five mile drive down the m4 but lets get back to that, i have a lot of questions one can you lot teach me to type. does enyone here teach martial arts and can you teach me. 3 enyone got like a way to get every girl with like not much evoft .4 can enyone give me a plant of 1kg of bud .5 do you think these questions are geting worse.6 wots the worst you could do with a ravor sharp katana .7 do you rekon it would be bad or good to live for ever and be like indestructible.8 wots the highest youve ever been.9 your on drugs

ok your mashed

1. it will come with time

2. I have a orange belt in judo, but I live in newcastle soz

3. be cool and confident

4. No hands off the bud youve had enough

5. Hell yeah

6. Meet you

7. It would get boring id be content with like 300 or so

8. Not as high as you are right now

9. Is that even a question?

[slipknotpsycho]

stonerboy upon reading your signature i have deciphered you smoke aproxximately 30 joints a day if you only get 10,000 points in your video game.....that's alot of bud....(dunt ask why i figured that out...it's about the most intresting thing in this whole damned post!)

[stonerboy40k]

lol
I think the actual songs from south park but if I had enough weed i would hav 30

[grapedog420]

no, dude, the song is by bob marley, redone by Sublime.

here's the actual lyrics.

i smoke two joints in the morning,
i smoke two joints at night.
i smoke two joints in the afternoon
it makes me feel alright.
i smoke two joints in time of peace,
and two in time of war.
i smoke two joints before i smoke two joints
and then i smoke two more.

there's also a couple of verses, look 'em up if you want to know 'em.

[Maui Wowie]

Sublime version sucks though.
The songs about joints and it starts off with bong noises.

[chillstoner420]

...i like bong noises....but how could you make a joint noise?

[Maui Wowie]

Why does their need to be a noise period?!

[GHoSToKeR]

I would hate to have a noisy period. Especially if I was a guy. Which I am. So I would.

Edit: I mean which I would hate to have a noisy period, not which I would have a noisy period. I dont know what i'm saying.