On another note.... Here is something to do if your cheap or broke. I have done it and it works. Call up your local fast food joint. Tell them you went on lunch break 3 hrs ago and totally got a fucked up order. They might ask for a recepit but tell them it was 3 hrs ago. Appearance might make a difference if they decide to give you a free meal or not.
Also, call a porn chat line. The live ones you know a bunch of old aged dudes with a few women in this chat line. Remain Silent. Wait for the convo to get all juicy and then scream out I LOVE MASH POTATOES... LoL