I'm so glad i tuned into this post. XTC thanks so much for the informative, yet entertaining piece.
What i think is sad, is that im not even shocked anymore by these things. You've got sheep with human hearts, greedy con-artists that try to sell a cracker for 17 dollars, manipulation and deception running rampant across the internet, and now, little ms. priss is whoring herself out to get all the latest trends, which she'll be able to wear for only a few years before going legally insane as a result of transmissable syphillis.

...*cups his hand over his mouth in a whisper* psssst. caddyman: pssst...how much?