Even if his stories ARE pointless, a lot of people find them hilarious (myself being one of them). And no, I'm not young and immature, I just think we should all relax and appreciate his creativity, and the comic-relief he gives us.
Seriously Starcommander, I could never think that shit up, I dont know how old you are, but i hope your teachers dont keep that potential chained down. ....I never had a decent english teacher.
But to wrap this up, even though I engoy his far-fetched tales, if the mods wanna lock it, I respect them, it's their choice.

(....cuz if anyone noticed, we're still talking about his story, just in another thread )