Help cleaning out

[Ralph214]

i have been clean for 4 months now ive been smoking around 2 weeks daily around 1 - 2 blunts im am already stopping today starting my workout water drinking and taking Hepanox detoxification pills and the drops can any1 tell me if that works good or if its just a waste to take

Ralph214 Reviewed by Ralph214 on 06-22-2011. Help cleaning out i have been clean for 4 months now ive been smoking around 2 weeks daily around 1 - 2 blunts im am already stopping today starting my workout water drinking and taking Hepanox detoxification pills and the drops can any1 tell me if that works good or if its just a waste to take Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

A huge waste of money. There is no product that can rid the body of THC despite what the sales pitches would like the consumer to believe. Only time and fat-burning exercise can rid the body of THC.

Drinking water is only helpful on the day of the U/A. Drinking water days or weeks before the U/A is of no help. THC is fat soluble and not water soluble. THC is stored in the fat cells and remain there until the fat cells are burned for energy. Therefore you cannot "flush" or "wash" THC from the fat cells by drinking copius amounts of water. Does not work that way.
When fat cells burn, the stored THC metabolizes into THCA and is released back into the bloodstream. From there, the kidneys filter the THCA and deposits them into the bladder for the eventual exit.
Drinking water only serves to dilute (thin out) the THCA concentration that is present in the bladder. The idea is to thin out the concentration enough to where the urine sample registers below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. However, the dilution phenomena is only temporary - once the fluids ingested had all been urinated out, the bladder is replenished with fresh THCA-laden urine and thus, the 'dirty' donor would resume testing positive for THC.

All "detox" products work via the principle of dilution (that is, when they do work at all) . That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. You can spend huge sums of money on a magic detox potion and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using just water and vitamin B2. They are nothing but a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their hard-earned cash.

3 days before the scheduled U/A, take a home THC test to see where you stand. When testing yourself, be sure to use the first urination of the day. If you test "dirty", you have two options:

Substitution - Find a clean person and use their urine as a substitute. You can also order some synthetic urine. Read up on the Substitution sticky thread for tips.

Dilution - Stop all exercise and begin your creatine-loading 3 days before the scheduled U/A in preparation to use the Dilution method on the day of the U/A. Read and follow the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread (disregard the aspirin step though).

[Ralph214]

how long should the thc be in my system for i was clean for 4 months now been smoking 1-2 blunts for going on 2 weeks now but stopped already with me working out heavy how long shud it take

[Burnt Toast]

how long should the thc be in my system for i was clean for 4 months now been smoking 1-2 blunts for going on 2 weeks now but stopped already with me working out heavy how long shud it take

Nobody can give you a realistic and/or accurate answer to that because each persons body is different and there are too many variables to take into consideration. Only periodic home testing (using the first urination of the day, as stated previously) can give you that answer.

[Ralph214]

give or take a certain amount of time i should be expecting i will be buying a home test soon tyvm for your time also but i would like to kno at least n expected amount of time even though it is not 100% accurate since everyone's body works different

[webdox]

give or take a certain amount of time i should be expecting i will be buying a home test soon tyvm for your time also but i would like to kno at least n expected amount of time even though it is not 100% accurate since everyone's body works different

Nobody gives out guesses here. Like BT said, way too many variable to come up with an estimate. The only way to know for sure it to buy a cheap at home THC test and use your first pee of the day.

[Burnt Toast]

Ralph, who is making you take a drug test and for what reason?

[420_24-7]

I took home test after no smoking for 41 days and failed. Sent it to the lab and my level was @ 222! Anything over 15 is a fail. I was thinking I'd be clean by then, but I am 5 ft 5 in & 205 pounds. I am female & not very active. I smoked alot, every day for 15 years, I am also 40 years old. I'm wondering how long does it take? I have a test soon & getting nervous.

[Burnt Toast]

I took home test after no smoking for 41 days and failed. Sent it to the lab and my level was @ 222! Anything over 15 is a fail. I was thinking I'd be clean by then, but I am 5 ft 5 in & 205 pounds. I am female & not very active. I smoked alot, every day for 15 years, I am also 40 years old. I'm wondering how long does it take? I have a test soon & getting nervous.

Did you not read posts #4 and #6?

...or even post #20 in this thread? http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...weed-free.html

[420_24-7]

Did you not read posts #4 and #6?

...or even post #20 in this thread? http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...weed-free.html

Yes, I've read them all. My question was a rhetorical question, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND there is no exact answer. I just really wanted to add my scenario because so many people believe if u abstain from smoking for 30 days that you'll be ready to pass drug test. I've never heard of anyone failing after 30 days of not smoking, but want to help get the word out that it is possible because I just had the experience myself. I also understand that it depends on alot of variables. I did smoke alot, but really didn't know the consequences of how long it could stay in your system. I truly thought @ day 41 I'd be clean.