Called the sheriff because two arab looking guys in a car kept driving back and forth(forward and in reverse) in front of my house, then parked directly across the street facing my house sitting there "watching me". After this happened two days in a row I called the sheriff to report suspicious acitvity and gave them the license plate number.

Well the sheriff stops by a little while later and let me know it was someone teaching someone to drive! I can't say being stoned caused my paranoia but having 15 plants behind my fence sure as hell does.