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I'm going to make a movie. To play the part of Koshea, I'll get Keanu Reeves. We'll call it "Football: Men Only".

It'll cover your life as the super star quarter back who gets ALL the hottest chicks. You'll jizz on their faces and slang dope by the pounds.

We'll make millions.
Encatuse Reviewed by Encatuse on . broken... i love football its the american sport...football separates the men from the boys...and today at football practice i broke my hand i play strong side defensive end.... a cool breeze blew across the field as i lowerd myself into my right handed stance against the 6 foot 4 275 pound offensive tackle...BLUE INDIANA COLTS INDIE HUT the ball is snapped, right away my football instincts drive me insane like a dog in a sausage factory...i see the tackle down block so i squeeze the hole to avoid Rating: 5