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I'm going to make a movie. To play the part of Koshea, I'll get Keanu Reeves. We'll call it "Football: Men Only".

It'll cover your life as the super star quarter back who gets ALL the hottest chicks. You'll jizz on their faces and slang dope by the pounds.

We'll make millions.