broken...

[koshea]

i love football its the american sport...football separates the men from the boys...and today at football practice i broke my hand

i play strong side defensive end....

a cool breeze blew across the field as i lowerd myself into my right handed stance against the 6 foot 4 275 pound offensive tackle...BLUE INDIANA COLTS INDIE HUT the ball is snapped, right away my football instincts drive me insane like a dog in a sausage factory...i see the tackle down block so i squeeze the hole to avoid cutback, i look for a pulling backside guard...none...counter is ruled out...look for a fullback...none...lead is ruled out...its a naked bootleg, i begin to sprint towards the quarterback as the slot reciever attempts to chop block me, i slam him to the ground without hesitation and continue to persue the quarterback...the ball is thrown while i am in inches of the quarterback, its thrown to a reciever with the strong saftey and cornerback broken down waiting for the kill, but wait...a spin move, a stiff arm, he cuts back towards the middle....then i heard angels and saw a beam of light...anyone who plays football knows..it is a godsend when you have an earshot at a reciever in open field...i flew towards him...layed myself out completley horizontal and with all my strengths send him and myself flying out of bounds into a huddle of slackers who dont play...i got up with such enthusiasm and triumph for my play, only to look down and my mangled hand....broken...

koshea Reviewed by koshea on 05-03-2005. broken... i love football its the american sport...football separates the men from the boys...and today at football practice i broke my hand i play strong side defensive end.... a cool breeze blew across the field as i lowerd myself into my right handed stance against the 6 foot 4 275 pound offensive tackle...BLUE INDIANA COLTS INDIE HUT the ball is snapped, right away my football instincts drive me insane like a dog in a sausage factory...i see the tackle down block so i squeeze the hole to avoid Rating: 5

[mellow mood]

well. u can always smoke a bowl with the other hand

[EverydayJunglist]

or wack off

[Etrain]

"football separates the men from the boys" - I strongly disagree. I'm beginning to get more and more fed up with the "jock mentality." Some dumbass who can't spell dog is running a ball across some field and making millions of dollars, while important careers such as teaching are hitting rock bottom. I'm sorry, but I no longer support this crap. There are exceptions (not every jock is an idiot and you can like football and still disagree with the jock mentality yet you're still supporting it), but whatever.

[Mojavpa]

"football separates the men from the boys" - I strongly disagree. I'm beginning to get more and more fed up with the "jock mentality." Some dumbass who can't spell dog is running a ball across some field and making millions of dollars, while important careers such as teaching are hitting rock bottom. I'm sorry, but I no longer support this crap. There are exceptions (not every jock is an idiot and you can like football and still disagree with the jock mentality yet you're still supporting it), but whatever.

I hated pep rallies in high school. In my high school, they cut each class short by like 5 minutes the day of a pep rally so the last hour of the schoolday was devoted to cheering football players who I didnt even know. Did I care if my high school football team won or lost? No. Was I allowed to go home instead of attending the pep rally? No. American rituals, go figure

[GreenGaucho]

"football separates the men from the boys" - I strongly disagree. I'm beginning to get more and more fed up with the "jock mentality." Some dumbass who can't spell dog is running a ball across some field and making millions of dollars, while important careers such as teaching are hitting rock bottom. I'm sorry, but I no longer support this crap. There are exceptions (not every jock is an idiot and you can like football and still disagree with the jock mentality yet you're still supporting it), but whatever.

It's a figure of speech, now shut up.

[Smokin2]

Ouch, sorry to hear that. Hope you get better soon. By the way, did you complain about the pain enough to get some good painkillers? If not, go back tomorrow. LOL!

Hope you heal up soon enough to play this fall, good luck, and be careful you need hands to roll joints and smoke bongs. Double whammy for you.....OUCH OUCH

[koshea]

hah, nah...i can still blaze it up, and football does separate the men from the boys, you dont believe me? instead of being an asshole trying to "rebel" and be such a emo woe is me fucker, back it up, prove it, i can prove it to be true, when i was a freshman, i had low self esteem, i was fat, i was weak, i was picked on, i played football, now, only a year later, im strong, muscular, have self esteem, have friends, have a brighter outlook on life, i have dicipline and im more of a man id ever be if i hadnt have played....your rebuttal sir?


p.s. i dont know a single football player who cant spell. your sick of the jock mentality, well your sick of a non existant stareotype, just becuase somone has athletic ability dosent mean they are dumb...maybe you just cant comprehend having athleticism and brains

[Hydrizzle]

You prove that alot of jocks are arrogant asshole swho think they are better than the others. The same thing at my high school, all the jocks were incredible assholes and hated by all the non-preppy polular rich stuck up kids. Yeah, I'm better than you because I wear this stupid jersey and drive a $30,000 truck. Do me and favor and shuttup about how football makes you better.

[Etrain]

i dont know a single football player who cant spell.

Take a look in the mirror...I don't pick on people because of their illiteracy, but you referred to me as an asshole for no reason. Take a look at your post koshea, there are over 10 grammatical errors. I don't understand where you get the idea that I'm trying to rebel? As for being athletic and intelligent...I carry a 4.0 GPA and travel across the USA for snowboard competitions, but you're entitled to your own opinion.